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From: naouss@magna.ksu.ksu.edu (Wissam A Naouss)
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Subject: Homsi Jokes
Date: 6 Jan 1994 12:58:29 -0600
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Keywords: Homsi on a check point in Beirut.




The major asks his soldier, standing on a check point, to get him matches
to light his cigarette.  The soldier asks every passing car for matches, but 
they all had a lighter instead.  After a while, the soldier reports to his 
major that he could not find matches, but he could get him a lighter.  The 
major agrees.  Now the soldier asks for a lighter, but all the drivers had
matches.  After a long while, the soldier reports to his major that he could
not get him a lighter.
The major is so frustrated, he decided to forget about smoking.  He ordered
his soldier to blow off the candel and go to sleep...

Please post more jokes if you have good ones unlike this one.